Sometimes being a parent makes you say things, particularly to ask questions that you never expected to utter. A sampling of things I have actually said. Some of them more than once. Some of them frequently.
"Where are you going with that hot dog?"
"Stop licking your brother."
"Who peed in the trash can?" (or...the corner... or the bucket...)
"No you can't play on the roof."
"Yes I know Daddy just dumped water on you from the roof."
"Who flushed the capri sun down the toilet?" (or the lego.... or the Star Wars action figure...)
"Well, did you hit him first?"
"Who tried to put my drivers license in the computer disc drive?"
"No more hiding in the drier!"
"Stop taking all the pens apart!"
"The popcorn IS dinner."
"Don't sit on your brother's head."
"Why are the eggs under the stairs?"
"Are you stealing your brother's underwear?"
"No you cannot wear your pajamas to _____ (church, library, park....)" and also the opposite "Fine, wear your pajamas I don't really care."
"Did someone put a slice of cheese in the toaster?"
"Stop peeling the paint off the bannister!"
Yep. This is my real life folks.
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